I really hate spending my Christmas Eve here. 

n—puckermans:

Yeah, I guess.

Why don’t you just call your mom and ask her to visit?

That’s a good idea.

I really hate spending my Christmas Eve here. 

n—puckermans:

Sucks to be you. See, if you were Jewish, you would’ve had all your celebrating done already.

You’re Jewish? Well, that’s cool.

I really hate spending my Christmas Eve here. 

So tired. 

recovering-ryder:

Oh, I do too, man, but I hate the effects of it the next morning. So it’s just great to not have to feel them for a while.

Ah, you’re right. The effects of it do really suck.

So tired. 

recovering-ryder:

I’m kinda glad they have lights out times here, it keeps my sleeping pattern from getting all messed up. 

I dunno, man. I kinda live to stay up late at night.

Welp, I had a therapy session today. 

therapist-smythe:

That makes me happy to hear. We actually have a therapy session tomorrow!

We do? Oh, okay. Cool!

Finally went to one of my therapy sessions. 

n—puckermans:

Yeah, dude. It was like the worst experience of my life. Luckily my junk wasn’t permanently damaged, but it was still pretty traumatizing.

God, it would have been so much worse if your junk was damaged, dude. Thank god.

Finally went to one of my therapy sessions. 

n—puckermans:

Oh. Uh… thanks, bro.

She’s a demon. I’m convinced my mom slept with Satan to conceive her. One time she hot glued my boxers to my skin while I was sleeping. Took for-fucking-ever to get that shit off and it hurt like a bitch.

No problem.

Oh, wow. Seriously? Dude, I can imagine how much that shit would hurt, oh my god.

Finally went to one of my therapy sessions. 

n—puckermans:

That doesn’t make sense. If cute isn’t the word you would use then how am I cute?

That’s pretty cool. That he died and honorable death, not that he died. That’s not cool. I have a little sister but we kinda forget she exists sometimes ‘cause she’s really quiet and small.

What I mean is that it’s not the first word that comes to mind when I see you. It’s more like handsome or hot.

I knew what you meant, man. Aw, cool. I bet she’s nice.